The ANYTHING GOES Post!

Yep, just like the title says, Anything Goes! Well, almost anything… There will be no nudity or porn, which is just as well, because if you want that sort of thing, it’s everywhere on the web, so you don’t need me for your nudity and porn connection.
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What’s that? You say you’re very disappointed that I won’t share any nudity or porn with you, and that I’m just being mean? Well, if that’s the way you really feel… OK! I’ll post just one nude photo of my favorite porn star, and let me tell you, she is smokin’ hot!!!
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Check this out!
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Isn’t she just really something else?! Wow… What a WOMAN!!!
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We had a major snowstorm here in the Northeast in October, a day before Halloween. It was just way too early for a major snowstorm here, and us Northeasterners weren’t very happy about it! We shouldn’t have had to deal with this kinda shit for at least another four weeks!
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So when I had to go out and shovel the driveway before Halloween, for the first time ever, in the 50 years I’ve lived here in New England, I guess you could say that I was feeling kinda irritated. So when nature called, I felt like showing Mother Nature a little disrespect, and this was what resulted:
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Cure for the common smiley face

I call it “Cure For the Common Smiley Face” and yes, I drew it myself! Why would I do something like that? Because I’m such a good husband, of course! Instead of walking into the house, and getting snow slush all over the place, and upsetting my wife, I walked out in the backyard, behind the hedge where no one could see me, and there, I answered nature’s call. And I created “Art” in the process. I’m not just a good husband, but I’d say that I’m a pretty good artist too! You don’t think so? Well, then let’s see you draw one that’s better!

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Sometimes when I’m feeling kinda down and demotivated, I like to read inspirational quotes. Here’s one that often helps me to find my motivation, when it seems to have gone south on me…

“The jump is so daunting between where I am and where I want to be. But for all I may become, I will ignore all my fears and leap!” – Author unknown

Those are inspiring words, but I think the picture here is what really helps me to get back on top of things.

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This is no joke. This was on MSN’s home page four years ago. I wonder if they still do this. Maybe the recruitment slogan should be “I am an Army of Two.”

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Now I’m a man, so maybe I don’t know about these things, but wouldn’t a woman who is looking for some “augmentation” be a little uneasy about becoming someone that the surgeons “practice on”? I dunno… I think I’d be kinda concerned.

 

About Chris Sheridan

I’m a 56 year old guy who is young (and immature) at heart, and I love humor and laughter. Married for 22 years, but still enjoy all the glories of womanhood everywhere, even while dedicated to one woman only - and I hope my wife never finds out about her!
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4 Responses to The ANYTHING GOES Post!

  1. sparklebumps says:

    How did you get that picture of me?!

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