Isn’t he just the cutest little thing that you’ve ever laid eyes on? Go ahead and feast your eyes on him ladies, because he’s my special after Christmas gift to all of you out there in WP blogger land!
While I realize that just his incredible hotness alone makes him a magically delicious visual treat for you, and that you can’t take your eyes off of him, because morbid fascination can have that kind of effect – the Sugar Plump Fairy is also here to remind us all (me included) that during this holiday season, we are what we eat, and this little yet not so little guy is convincing proof of that.
So if you’ve been having a few too many sugar cookies and lots of eggnog to wash them down with, just keep staring at this guy, and soon you’ll have enough visions of the Sugar Plump Fairy dancing in your head to avoid at least a total surrender to excessive holiday season consumption.
With his expansive girth, how on earth he manages to take flight is beyond me, and it defies all the laws of physics, and most of all, the law of gravity. But it’s still true that what goes up, must come down – and for guys like me, when my weight goes up, my belly goes down and out, and when I’m standing in the shower, it becomes difficult to see “willie” when he’s hidden under the overhang. Oh, I’m sorry! Was that just too much unwanted visual information for you?
Here, take a good look at the Sugar Plump Fairy again instead:
There… Feel better now? I didn’t think so… Lol
With his cute little darting and shifty eyes, he kinda reminds me of the car salesman I bought my last car from. Except that he was fully clothed throughout the sale, or it would have been a deal breaker for sure! Yeesh!!!
So now I hope that you’re all truly happy with my after Christmas gift to you, and hey, since I know that you’re just bursting with gratitude, don’t hold back with your comments here, because I’d just be feigning modesty, if I tried to say that I don’t deserve it. ;-)
Happy Holidays everyone!!!