Viagra For Women

 

Ahh yes… the little blue pill that can produce the big throbbing thrill!

But did ya hear that they’re soon gonna come out with Viagra for women? I was reading up on this, and it’s pretty amazing stuff!

Now even though it’s Viagra for women, you ladies still give it to your man. And then, in about an hour, he will:

1. Listen very intently to everything you say, and offer thoughtful and sensitive replies.

2. Develop a sudden urge to bring you flowers on a regular basis, while picking out different and creative arrangements each time.

3. Lose the ability to fart, belch or snore.

4. Look at that cocktail waitress with the long slender legs, hourglass shape and big boobs… and suddenly see Mom instead!

5. Become financially responsible.

6. Develop an unfailing memory for all your special occasions, and all your likes and dislikes.

7. In bed, instead of going straight for the high hard one up the middle, he becomes fascinated with all the intricacies of long extended foreplay.

8. Develop impeccable personal hygiene, and a keen sense of fashion based on what appeals to you.

9. Lose most of his interest in sports, and replace it with a fascination and talent for gourmet cooking.

10. Become a gifted romantic poet and dedicate all his writing to you.

11. Develop a great sense of humor and make you laugh till you’re silly.

12. Become gay and leave you for the type of guy who has all these traits naturally.

Uhm… they’re working really hard on research to correct the problems presented by that last one… I’ll keep ya posted on how things are going with that. Lol :-)

 

About Chris Sheridan

I’m a 56 year old guy who is young (and immature) at heart, and I love humor and laughter. Married for 22 years, but still enjoy all the glories of womanhood everywhere, even while dedicated to one woman only - and I hope my wife never finds out about her!
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9 Responses to Viagra For Women

  1. Viagra and it’s ilk (in the male form anyway) won’t truly be perfected until it makes them pick up their dirty clothes from the floor and put them in the hamper, which is what it would have done originally, had a woman but invented it. Funny post. Thanks!

  2. Stupid side effects….

  3. benzeknees says:

    Where do I get this? Laughing in the aisles!

  4. Pingback: Feeling Left Behind and Out in the Cold? This One’s for You. | Word Play

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