Feeling Left Behind and Out in the Cold? This One’s for You.

This post is for all the people out there, who for whatever reason, have been left behind by Christmas Eve tonight and the whole Christmas – Holiday Season trip in general. I absolutely understand, because in my own way, I am one of you…

In the last year and 24 days, I’ve written 138 posts here on WordPress, and here is a guide to some of the ones that I think you might enjoy tonight.

Thank Gawd It’s OVER!!!

Take heart, all ye who are feeling cruelly oppressed and depressed by the Holiday Season! Because just as it came to an end last year, this Holiday Season will soon be over too!

Adventures in Chat – Part Two “Much Better Than Just Dancin’ with Myself”

This is raunchy adult humor, so if you are offended by that sort of thing, then please skip this one. Otherwise, I hope you enjoy this true story, which is proof that my wife may be one of the most patient women on the planet, for being okay with me posting this one…

I Was a Child Groom

Not raunchy at all, but a very short and sweet post about the innocence of early childhood.

Ball Room Dancing Disaster!!!

A PG rated humorous take on the embarrassments of early male adolescence.

Embarassing Accident!

A humorous crowd pleaser that most people will enjoy, without being offended by it.

Actual Newspaper Headlines

Tired and worn down by all the Holiday Season Bullcrap? Then read this one, because there is NO mental heavy lifting required here.

Joyously Intimate Revelation

My shortest WordPress post ever! And those of you who are familiar with this blog, know that this is nothing short of miraculous!!! Lol :-) BUT… it’s also very erotic… in a genuinely heartfelt way, without any attempt to be funny.

Sugar Plump Fairy

A humorous sight gag from last year’s Holiday Season.

Viagra For Women

Guys? You might want to take a pass on this one… Gals? This one is most definitely for you! Lol ;-)

Man Drinks Extra Strength 5 Hour Energy Shot – Writes Hyperactive and Annoying Post on WordPress

Are you a woman who may have wondered what it’s really like to live with me? Well then read this, and you won’t wonder anymore, because you will know without a second thought ever again, that you’d never want to live with me!!! ;-) And yes, please feel free to go ahead and tell me that you already came to that conclusion a long time ago, because I won’t be the least bit surprised, or offended! Lol :-)

Dissing V-Day in a Humorous Way

A humorous antidote for that other holiday that often leads the league in bumming people out…

Most Embarrassing First Date

Another almost guaranteed to tickle the funny bone of the masses, humorous crowd pleaser – but don’t thank me, thank Jay Leno. But instead of thanking me or Jay, maybe you could send me 1/100th of Jay’s annual income. What’s that? You say that I’m guaranteed to get payment in full, on the 12th of Never? No problem… I’m used to it! Lol

The 30 Day Challenge

My rather eccentric answer to “tell us all about yourself” chain letter style blog posts…

I’m OVERCAFFEINATED!!!!!!!

What happens when a guy drinks enough coffee to give an elephant a serious case of the jitters??? Read this one and find out!

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Well, that’s 14 posts, which is more than enough, and written by a guy for whom too much has never been enough! (with a history of the mixed results of a lifetime lived according to this somewhat questionable philosophy… lol)

Anyway, I hope that you enjoyed it or at least parts of it, because my intent here is a sincere attempt to cheer up those of you who could use it tonight and tomorrow, and the rest of the way, until the heartbreak and horror of the 2012 Holiday Season is over!!! Good night and I hope you all find some happiness in humor, whether here, or anywhere else you can find it.

 

About Chris Sheridan

I’m a 56 year old guy who is young (and immature) at heart, and I love humor and laughter. Married for 22 years, but still enjoy all the glories of womanhood everywhere, even while dedicated to one woman only - and I hope my wife never finds out about her!
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9 Responses to Feeling Left Behind and Out in the Cold? This One’s for You.

  1. Elyse says:

    Happy Holidays, Chris!

  2. Teeny Bikini says:

    Thanks, Chris! You are the BEST!

  3. benzeknees says:

    Merry Christmas Chris!

  4. I’m really hoping that the quality exhibited so far continues in 2013. Wishing you happy and sane holidays, Chris.

    • Well, once you get past today’s primal scream of anguish and anger, which I now know was something that I really needed to get out… since I’m feeling much better now – I’d say my posting prospects for 2013 are looking good. Maybe even as good as yours! :-)

      Thanks so much for your kind and encouraging comment here – because it mattered and it made a positive difference. Wishing you and yours happy and reasonably sane holidays as well! :-)

      • Wonderful to hear that the 2013 blogging prospects look good. Now if you could work on the global economic outlook and world peace, it would shape up to be a good year.

        What can I say? You amuse and entertain me and if you do nothing esle, that’s an achievment right there :)

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