You know what my real problem is latey? Writers Block!
That’s why I’ve been wandering aimlessly around this blog the last couple days like I’ve been… I’ve got Writers Block again! I sit here and stare at a page and the words just don’t flow… In fact they hardly come at all. I’ve always had an issue with Writers Block. I go through phases where writing is the easiest thing in the world, and then suddenly my imagination and vocabulary just dry up like a shallow river in a hot August drought.
They say that authors and other creative types have what’s called a Muse. A Muse is a spirit, usually female, who gives a writer his or her inspiration. Apparently, I’ve done something to piss mine off, cause she’s just not coming around to see me lately.
So what could I have done to piss off my Muse? Did I miss her birthday? Do Muses have birthdays? Happy Birthday! my mystical, magical and ever so lovely Muse! I’m so sorry if I missed your special day! Please forgive me! Here’s a dozen roses and a card for you!
There, maybe that will help… But I think that I should think carefully about what else I could have done to offend my Muse… I don’t think I’ve been flirting with other Muses, and I certainly haven’t been fooling around with any. I’m not even sure how you “make it” with a Muse…
Uh Ohh… Maybe that’s the real problem here! Did you hear what I just said? Ohh Boy!!! If that’s the problem, no wonder my Muse is unhappy with me! If I haven’t been giving her the kind of attention she needs to fulfill her passionate desires, and her deepest, most urgent needs, well no wonder she’s giving me the cold shoulder!
How about a Poem of Love… devoted to you, my incomparable Goddess Muse…
Gee, I sure hope she likes it! Maybe I’d better add just one more thing to go with it…
I offer you, my only Muse… this candle that burns brightly into a rainbow… a symbol of my deepest longing for the sweet scented balm of your forgiveness, which is the only cure for the hollow emptiness of my soul.
If I’ve been insensitive, please forgive me, my most precious Muse! And then we’ll meet tonight in the Land of Dreams… where I will offer you all I have and all I am, just to know the ultimate intimate pleasure of your presence.
So how’d I do? Think she’ll go for it??? I sure hope so! This Writers Block is killing me!