Monthly Archives: March 2012

Frankly Scarlet…

Posted on March 31, 2012 by Chris Sheridan

Note to WordPress Readers: The following was never intended to be a post here on WP, but is the result of an instant messenger meeting that I was supposed to have with a certain someone who shall forever remain nameless … Continue reading →

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A Tough Act to Follow

Posted on March 29, 2012 by Chris Sheridan

Earlier tonight, I watched NBC Nightly News With Brian Williams – only Brian decided to disguise himself as this awkward Black dude named Lester Holt. If Brian was trying to be cool, it didn’t really work for him. Maybe tomorrow … Continue reading →

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A Blessing And A Curse

Posted on March 28, 2012 by Chris Sheridan

It was clear and unusually warm the other night, with the temperature around 70 degrees well after dark, and it seemed more like a summer evening than a night in late March. I stepped outside on my deck and I … Continue reading →

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Joyously Intimate Revelation

Posted on March 25, 2012 by Chris Sheridan

She stood stark naked in front of me, this morning… with a shape that defied her years. Breasts firm and uplifted, waist pleasingly narrow, stomach toned and flat, with hips curving smoothly outward and then sloped gradually inward down the … Continue reading →

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Communist Clock

Posted on March 21, 2012 by Chris Sheridan

Chinese Communist Clock Vintage Chairman Mao Tse Tung Novelty Alarm Clock – the girl at the bottom waves her arm as the clock ticks. Some fun facts about the Chinese Communist Clock: Planners at a Chinese factory became confused and … Continue reading →

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Struck Blind

Posted on March 21, 2012 by Chris Sheridan

It was February of 1982. I was 26 years old, married, and the father of a two year old daughter. The marriage was the result of an accidental pregnancy, and the mother of our child was determined to have and … Continue reading →

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Tina Fey, Naked Mole Rats, and Our Breast Obsessed World

Posted on March 16, 2012 by Chris Sheridan

I was looking at my search terms this morning, and for the very first time since I started blogging on WordPress last December 1st, I looked at my all time most frequent search terms that have led to views of … Continue reading →

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Underwater Underground

Posted on March 14, 2012 by Chris Sheridan

What would you think of scuba diving underwater, while also underground, and exploring a network of submerged caverns and caves where there is almost total blackness, unless illuminated by the dive lights that you brought with you? Sound intriguing? Or … Continue reading →

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Gas Attack!!!

Posted on March 13, 2012 by Chris Sheridan

This past Sunday night, for the first time in many years, I was the not so proud owner of a skunked dog. Jean took Bo out for his evening walk and when she returned, she shouted “I think Bo just … Continue reading →

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Bossman Blues

Posted on March 12, 2012 by Chris Sheridan

Ugh… Head is lost in heavy fog and coffee slow to rescue me. Work is really breaking my balls this morning – nothing going right. Feel like going home – feel like going back to bed. Doesn’t matter what I … Continue reading →

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