Monthly Archives: March 2012

Frankly Scarlet…

Note to WordPress Readers: The following was never intended to be a post here on WP, but is the result of an instant messenger meeting that I was supposed to have with a certain someone who shall forever remain nameless … Continue reading

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A Tough Act to Follow

Earlier tonight, I watched NBC Nightly News With Brian Williams – only Brian decided to disguise himself as this awkward Black dude named Lester Holt. If Brian was trying to be cool, it didn’t really work for him. Maybe tomorrow … Continue reading

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A Blessing And A Curse

It was clear and unusually warm the other night, with the temperature around 70 degrees well after dark, and it seemed more like a summer evening than a night in late March. I stepped outside on my deck and I … Continue reading

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Joyously Intimate Revelation

She stood stark naked in front of me, this morning… with a shape that defied her years. Breasts firm and uplifted, waist pleasingly narrow, stomach toned and flat, with hips curving smoothly outward and then sloped gradually inward down the … Continue reading

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Communist Clock

Chinese Communist Clock Vintage Chairman Mao Tse Tung Novelty Alarm Clock – the girl at the bottom waves her arm as the clock ticks. Some fun facts about the Chinese Communist Clock: Planners at a Chinese factory became confused and … Continue reading

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Struck Blind

It was February of 1982. I was 26 years old, married, and the father of a two year old daughter. The marriage was the result of an accidental pregnancy, and the mother of our child was determined to have and … Continue reading

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Tina Fey, Naked Mole Rats, and Our Breast Obsessed World

I was looking at my search terms this morning, and for the very first time since I started blogging on WordPress last December 1st, I looked at my all time most frequent search terms that have led to views of … Continue reading

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Underwater Underground

What would you think of scuba diving underwater, while also underground, and exploring a network of submerged caverns and caves where there is almost total blackness, unless illuminated by the dive lights that you brought with you? Sound intriguing? Or … Continue reading

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Gas Attack!!!

This past Sunday night, for the first time in many years, I was the not so proud owner of a skunked dog. Jean took Bo out for his evening walk and when she returned, she shouted “I think Bo just … Continue reading

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Bossman Blues

Ugh… Head is lost in heavy fog and coffee slow to rescue me. Work is really breaking my balls this morning – nothing going right. Feel like going home – feel like going back to bed. Doesn’t matter what I … Continue reading

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