Communist Clock

Chinese Communist Clock

Vintage Chairman Mao Tse Tung Novelty Alarm Clock – the girl at the bottom waves her arm as the clock ticks.

Some fun facts about the Chinese Communist Clock:

Planners at a Chinese factory became confused and stole their own original design for the vintage clock, then produced thousands of cheap new knock offs to be sold in America.

Clock has a higher content of toxic lead in it, than all the old paint ever removed from inner city public housing projects.

Clock is secretly set for very loud alarm to go off when Chinese Moms and Dads attempt to have more than one child.

Millions of a “special” version were sent to Tibet and designed to explode when Tibetans hit the snooze button.

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After my previous post, I guess I had to attempt something bizarrely humorous here! Lol