Some of you may have noticed that I’ve been MIA for a while on WordPress. I just want you to know, each of you individually, and ALL of you collectively… that it’s not you; it’s me… No, really… It’s not you. It’s definitely me. And that is why I have been ignoring you for the last ten days.
And please, no tears. Because I am not breaking up with you. This is not a SABUM. (Seinfeld Approved Break Up Method) Any and all relationships I may or may not be having with each of you, will be resumed and will continue, within no less than seven days from now.
If we were having great sex, we will continue to have great sex again, only even better this next time, if you can possibly begin to even imagine such an incredible experience being even better than before, and beyond your wildest dreams ever come true.
If we were just occasional online chat buddies, that will also resume again, only slightly more frequently this time around, when you are in the mood, and if you feel like it.
If we exchanged amusing and supportive comments of each others blogs, that will resume as well, and I’ll try to make my comments shorter this time, instead of my comments being longer than your post that I am commenting on…
If we hated each others guts with a passion that burned more intensely than all the mighty fires of Hell, then that hatred will resume again as well, in ALL of its intensity, and please accept my sincere apologies for making you feel ignored, and less than what you really mean to me, with every fiber of ALL of my very being.
If we meant absolutely nothing to one another, in any way, shape, or form, that mutual state of non being will also will resume again, and with an even greater level of mutual apathy for each other, than ever before.
This, I promise each and every one of you, as well as ALL of you, with no one excluded.
I guess at this point, an explanation for my absence is required…
I couldn’t help but notice that it was a beautiful mid Spring day today, after my doctors appointment, and the weather was perfect. So I lowered all my windows down in my car, so I could breathe in the fresh Spring air.
This resulted in my nose clogging up and then running down and out of my nostrils like Niagara Falls. My eyes also soon became red and watery. I had Hay Fever attack me like it was f*cking nuclear fall out.
This was just after finding out from my doctor, that I have Lyme Disease. Not exactly the end of the world, but not very good news either.
It’s treatable and it has a cure, and that’s all I really need to know.
I’d like to leave you with a video… It’s from this band called The Beatles. They enjoyed some success in the 1960s.
Personally, I think they were pretty good.