This is a totally meaningless e-mail message intended to cause mindless yahoo software to think that I’m currently using this yahoo e-mail account for any reasons beyond only using this yahoo account as a requirement for keeping my Flickr photograph page active.
I’m also very interested in spending a lot of money this Christmas to shop online and buy very expensive stainless steel bras, solid brass negligees, titanium thongs and other highly radioactive lingerie for every player on the NFL football New York Giants team roster.
Shove those keywords up your inhuman, non living software ass for advertising spam, yahoo!!!
Very Contemptuously Yours,
Chris Sheridan
Twin Boiled Kittens!!! They’re what’s for dinner at our house tonight! Yum!!!
Word Play 
Yeah, those emails rank up there with the hot horny women wanting to meet ME in my town right now. That’s BS, THEY KEEP MACING ME
Well then maybe you should just MACE those women BACK and see how much THEY like it!!! Actually, just forget I ever said that… because friends don’t incite friends to get into serious trouble with the law!
Or at least friends shouldn’t do that, even though some of my friends have to tried to do that to me in the past, and there’s still a few others who might even try to do that to me now.
Happy Turkey Day!!! :-)